Sinners beware: in a most peculiar juxtaposition of semiotc analysis and satanic ritual abuse, Daniel Zucker, David Adolphus, Bill Simmon, & Co. are not only back for yet another violation of all that is sacred in the world of television entertainment, but apparently they are still not getting paid for it.

On September 13 from 7pm to 9pm, this team of curious academic and professional stylists will come together for a rare, live performance of their "Neural Anaesthetic" world tour, a hyphenated ritual of condescension, elimination and covalent nozzel-type sequestration (derivative of their Mexico City performance of "Organization on the complex plane").

In the patois of the south-east asian aquaculture of Syen-ngo (Everard) we find dichotomous heterogeneity of the linguisting and mnemonic sub-types. Both Adolphus and Simmon have maintained posture in this regard, however Zucker brings his itinerant "calculo-coordinate" lethergy to a new low of exegetic displeasure. The tension in the audience is clearly palpable, while the acoustic underlayment of Merrick Hard (Hard As Steel, Blow Hard) and the audio fractioning of Sean Horner (Egregious Hummuspants) recreate the heyday of Mississipi riverboat/dockside casino collision (with mayhem and drownings included).

Why subject yourself to this? It's either that or you're stuck at home with rented porn and a bag of Cheetohs™.

Rumor has it that spontaneous exposition by Arthur Adams (Hall of Condoms, Casual Sax) and graphic nudity by Greg Giordano (FBI informant in Vincent "Buddy" Cianci Pleasure Dome scandal) will round out the evening - possibly accompanied by Josh Bridgeman in a bunny suit.

It's fun for the family, as long as your family is in jail or they can't tell the difference between sleeping and eating.

Using Heroin

(The following disclaimer was taken verbatim from the previous paragraphs.)

Bring clothing that is non-conductive, but eat at least an hour beforehand. Due to federal law, there is no food or drink allowed on the premise or axiom. Not recommended for children under 12.